Here they are! In no particular order, nine facts about me requested by no one.
01
I am an unapologetic and enthusiastic user of the word ‘slacks.’
02
I cannot whistle. This fact caused particular personal distress during the period spanning from 1988 – 1991, when ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy,’ Guns N Roses’ ‘Patience’ and Scorpions’ ‘Wind of Change’ topped the charts in succession.
03
I have seen exactly zero minutes of Game of Thrones. That’s the one with the dinosaurs, correct?
04
I can’t bake banana bread to save my life, but my chocolate cake is the stuff of legend.
05
As a child, my favorite hobby was studying the dictionary and creating my own vocabulary quizzes. Because nothing says fun like rigorous, self-administered academic skill testing.
06
Marketing is actually my second career. My previous life was in the Interior Design field. (Yes, I will help you decide what color to paint your living room.)
07
I have read a book a week every year since 2017.
08
I am obsessed with podcasts and will talk to you/with you/at you for an inordinate length of time about my current favorites.
09
My favorite Jonas Brother is Joe. My favorite Hemsworth brother is Liam. My favorite Wright brother is Wilbur.